Who we are
Here at Everything But Fans, we are dedicated to keeping you cool in warm environment without a device that uses fans or pesky people that enjoy what you do to the point that they are fans of yours. With years of experience helping people lose their adoring fans and worshippers we have developed techniques that are proven to work and will continue to work until you die.
Let the Fun Begin
Colonel Harlan Sanders
“I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.”
Thom Mathews
“You mean the movie lied?.”
Dustin Hoffman
“Uh oh fart, Uh oh fart.”
Eldwardo